Oh, what to do at 4 AM

By TheWild1 at 18 May, 2008, 3:51 am, Categories : General

TWI As seen on TV

The following is a paid program and do not reflect the opinions of TWI.

Maybe I am the only one, but does anybody out there have trouble changing the channel when those “making money” infomercial are on (usually late at night)?

Now don’t get me wrong. I know that many of them are scams, but it is just so intriguing to figure out how the “sure-fired system” are supposed to work.

They are so cheesy

All these programs basically follow the same script. Just plug and play here and there. It usually has one segment of talking about the program followed by JoAnn in Kentucy who is making half a million dollars a year by selling on Ebay. Don’t forget the small print at the bottom, “results are unique, results may vary.” Rinse and repeat.

However, the “cheesieness” of the show makes it hard to turn away.

Don’t even learn anything

All these infomercials end up never even really informing you on anything. The speaker just uses trigger words after trigger words getting those on there last dime to pick up the phone and get the “sure-fire system.”

You might think, “how can you have a 30 minute programs and not learn anything?” Well, there is always some wannabe up-and-coming hostess that will act like he/she is witnessing the best product imaginable. So they try and get the audience to think they are dumb if they don’t see what is going on.

Do these people think they are pioneers?

If you could manage to get a property for just a couple hundreds of dollars and actually make money off it, then I think the secret would have been out a long time ago. We don’t need access to your exclusive database.

Please sir, tell me more about those great techniques to making millions off Ebays, but only after I sign up for the free seminar on getting money from the government. Then perhaps I can just throw my money in the garbage.

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